Here are some examples of bad decisions to get you started when planning your evening:

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Make threatening prank phone calls from your personal cell phone

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Flush paper towel down the toilet

Put on a pair of handcuffs and run around outside a police station

Alternate shots of whiskey, vodka, rum, tequila and Jaeger

Text a naked photograph to someone who’s already made it clear they are not interested

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Wear black face in your campaign posters

Begin collecting pints of your own blood in your refrigerator. After two years fill up your bathtub with it. Then get in and slit your wrists. Investigators will be baffled.