Product Description:
Medical studies have shown that Malfactus Testes, better known as “Blue Balls” is, in fact, a real medical condition. If left untreated Malfactus Testes has been known to cause swelling, irritation, a sharp painful sensation that can last up to a week, vomiting, erectile dysfunction in later life, and in some severe cases, death. The leading causes are kissing and grinding, although in some cases being in the presence of provocative dancing, or even merely a low cut sweater can spread the disease. Any brief touching to the exposed genitalia is almost certainly going to cause an outbreak. The best known treatment is immediate relief from genital contact. Oral treatment may be used as well. Masturbation is not recommended by doctors as a proper form of treatment unless she at least takes her shirt off.