You are Lance Corporal Vin Breckenridge, once taken prisoner by North Korean militants over the Iranian border. The American military believes you are dead. You've somehow escaped and now find yourself in Thailand.

You’ve been alone for months, wasting away with what is left of your shallow morale. You look up amidst the dirty streets and bright lights - You are at the Nana Entertainment Plaza in Bangkok.

A local Thai girl bats her eyelashes as she trys to pronouce "Soldier" in English. You giggle a bit, but quickly realize you must stay strong. Suddenly she says the magic words. "You American want Boot-E Caw?". The only words that can come out of your mouth are "America, Fuck Yeah".