To qualify to purchase this shirt you must actually possess Douche Ray Vision. Please watch an episode of MTV’s The Jersey Shore and then take this quiz.

 1)      Which one is the douche?

    A)    The Situation
    B)    DJ Pauly D
    C)    Ronnie
    D)    Vinnie
    E)     All of the above
    F)     All of the above and anyone they interact with at clubs or other social functions
    G)    Trick question; anyone who asks you to watch that show is a douche