Congratulations. You have been chosen as a pledge for Sigma Delta Tau Mu Sigma. You must complete the following tasks during pledge week.

1. Wear the same pair of underwear until it disintegrates.
2. Clean the house toilet with a tooth brush, and then brush your teeth with a toilet brush.
3. Steal a pair of panties from the Epsilon Delta Tau Kappa Theta Kappa house.
4. Figure out Pi to its 100th decimal point.
5. Smoke an entire box of cigars without removing them from the box.
6. Don’t tell anyone about that night Troy accidentally killed that girl.