Imagine this. Star Wars Episode 7 begins with Han Solo and Chewbacca flying through space on the Millennium Falcon. Leia is visiting her parents so the boys are off to get some space hookers. Suddenly their ship is hijacked by space pirates: the crew of the Serenity. The two ships team up so they can go defeat a Klingon Fleet lead by Clint Eastwood and Christopher Walken. Snake Pliskin is slowing away in the hold so he can Escape From Earth.

 

Back on earth Mr. Miyagi is teaching Bruce Lee a special Fire Ball Punch with a power level over 9000. Jareth, the Goblin King gets into a sword fight with Johnny 5. Megan Fox’s shower breaks so she’s forced to stand out in the rain naked with a bar of soap and Wolverine finds a picture of Robert Patterson sucking his own dick.