This shirt is particularly funny to me because I happen to know the guy who designed it, and I happen to know that the bridesmaids at his wedding wore pink dresses similar to the ones in this shirt. I also happen to know that every one of them were insanely, maniacally hot. The kind of hot you pay $4.99 a minute for on websites. I also happen to know they were all sloppy drunk on the wedding night.

So what is this shirt, then? A fantasy in wearable form? Or is it a secret Da Vinciesque code to the world about the happenings of a night that that have been sworn to secrecy?

Personally, I think he hit it.