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If dogs could talk, what would they say? Probably things like, “Hey!” and “No!” because, frankly, giving dogs the ability to speak would not necessarily increase their cognitive abilities to the point where they could communicate with us on our level. Their understanding would be limited to the commands that they already understand, so that their response to “Sit!” would be “Yes.” and not “Why?” If dogs could talk and understand, what would they say? They would probably say things like, “Free us from this domestic servitude, for although I thank you for feeding and providing for me for years, this environment has stifled me creatively. There is so much more for me in this world than to simply be your pet. The world will look up and shout ‘Go poop!’ and I will whisper, ‘No.’” Thought So.