Sidvidicus 8:19 from the book of G.O.B.

Yay, unto thee the Lord shall unleash such majesty that cannot be contained in a single mortal body. It is a power that rivals God himself, more awesome in its strength and more terrible in its retribution. Though it shall walk the Earth, it is borne out of Heaven, and through Heaven is speaks to us.

First he shall unleash his power. Fists that shall level mountains. Kicks that shall bury kingdoms. A beard that shall shelter the children. It shall be called Norris. Then he shall unleash his wisdom. No goal will be out of reach. No destination shall be unfound. No two objects shall be uncombinable to create detonation. It shall be known as MacGyver. Then he shall unleash his fury, and woe be to those who would stand between the fury and his mission to protect his city, and free his daughter from her shackles. It shall be known as Bauer. And then did God looketh at his creations and say, It is good.� and did Norris look back and utter, Did you say something� and God did cower.