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Has your home been invaded by vermin? Are you noticing that your food is being eaten, your place is a mess and it’s starting to smell? Spouse infestation is very common, but what can you do about it?
Try Reset Brand Spouse products. They are safe, leave no residue and won’t endanger your pets. Just smear some on her side of the bed, in the shower, in her favorite foods, and occasionally in his fat fucking face when he comes home drunk after “hanging out with the guys” and he has glitter on his collar and smells like cinnamon and one time he passed out and, you hate to admit it, but you smelled his crotch and you swear his dick smelled like latex and you haven’t used condoms in years. You better smear some on his keyboard too because you know he’s talking to that whore he works with whose practically a teenager.
Try Reset! Because just because they’re life is over doesn’t mean yours should be. |
