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Tiger Woods, formerly a pro looper (you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock), had established himself on a course in the Himalayas and was once the caddy for the Dali Lama himself (the 12th son of the Lama). Woods was heard to ask the Lama for a little something for the effort and the Dali Lama told him that there would be no money, but on Woods’s death bead he would receive total consciousness. Recently it is believed that there may have been some problem regarding the translation between the two icons and that Woods may have misunderstood “Death Bed” to mean some other type of bedding situation. It bears remembering that the French refer to the orgasm as “La petit mort”; a little death.